The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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