The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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