He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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