Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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