I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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