Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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