I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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