these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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