Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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