he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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