I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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