D3 body, D1 cock
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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