if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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