is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
ttyl tear gas
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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