I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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