I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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