READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
