after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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