Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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