The maid of honor just puked.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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