Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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