she was so not down for the gang bang
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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