Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
