I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
