He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
