Its about making memories worth repressing
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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