ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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