I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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