Jerry, you need to find god
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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