Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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