it's like iHOP with fire
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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