dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
we should paint friendship bongs
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