question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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