Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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