I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
tell me about the fingering
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