i think my tv is drunk
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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