69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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