Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Even my vagina gasped.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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