North Korea, Best Korea!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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