We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she smelled like a LAN party
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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