we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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