i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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