I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
the day after is always just damage control
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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