I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize