Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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