i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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