There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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