How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
