and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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