found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
