So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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