when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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