Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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