sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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